Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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