She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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