she looked like the before picture.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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