Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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