Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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