Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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