and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she was so not down for the gang bang
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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