No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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