I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If I die, sorry about rent.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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