She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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