Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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