What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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