he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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