question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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