Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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