So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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