glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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