tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Non-Jews are for practice
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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