Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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