Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
A+ Viking dick
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
