So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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