Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.

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(818): View more from California

Everything about him screamed your future.

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(561): View more from Florida

Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

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(512): View more from Texas

He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?

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(309): View more from Illinois

I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums

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