Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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