Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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