Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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