I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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