I could make wine with my vomit
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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