I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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