direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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