4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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