i barfeds in our rink
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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