I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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