Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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