this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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