i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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