Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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