But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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