these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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