Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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