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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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