so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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