Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Dear god my vagina.
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