I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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