Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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