Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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