I want to stick my p in your. b.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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