Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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