But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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