As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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