im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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