I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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